A cartoon by Liz Climo
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
Unique translation from Japanese to English for the American motorcycle rider; taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.”
Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.
Every time an American Indian of a large tribe walks into the chief’s teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating.
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do so until the last minute.
A massive influx of new words is entering the global vocabulary these days – this map shows potential EU leaving names, created by ‘Bezzleford’.
Medical Term Redneck Definition Artery The study of paintings Bacteria Back door to cafeteria Barium What doctors do when patients die Benign What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan Searching for Kitty Cauterize Made eye contact with her Colic A sheep dog Coma A little mark in
A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.
Wallingford gas station in Seattle, WA, USA, spreads joy among the populace showing witty sayings on their message board. They stick to changing the sign once per week, 4 lines, 17 characters per line.