Prateek, feeling much pain, walks into his doctor’s office.
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Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father when they could discuss his use of the car.
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.
In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world.
Unique translation from Japanese to English for the American motorcycle rider; taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Instruction Book.
“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.”
Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.
Every time an American Indian of a large tribe walks into the chief’s teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating.
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do so until the last minute.