A large outsourcing company in Delhi, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Abir as a new CEO.
In a museum: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS… In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
… admitted CERN scientists, rather apologetically. Although the main media decided to keep mum about this, the Waterford Whispers News and SOTT had the courage to report. Published on January 16, 2018.
Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
Billionaire Zev Eaglestein collects live alligators, keeping them in the pool in the back of his Florida mansion.
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help all genders cope with the stress that builds during the day. Scientists found out recently in a new survey that this really works!!
The invention of Bitcoin and its trading is bewildering to many, for others it has become the holy grail. Screeble has a satirical look at the history, published on December 22, 2017.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy, called Dot for short.
A delightful spin on the politically-oh-so-correct gender issue by Quentin Letts and Jane Fryer. Published in the Daily Mail on November 24, 2017.
On an icy road on Christmas Eve, three slightly inebriated men die in a car crash and meet up in front of St. Peter.
Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time.
According to a scientific study, it seems that this phenomenon really exists. Anybody acquainted with close male relatives will say that they knew this all along.
During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.
Short animation film by Steve Cutts: The story of a rodent’s unrelenting quest for happiness and fulfillment.
This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the Suffolk Gazette.
Millenials are young humans that were born in either one of these two decades: Generation Y (born between 1981-1991) and Generation Z (born between 1991-2001).
One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here’s the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.
Magic moments delivered by identical French twins Tony and Jordan at a recent America’s Got Talent show.
Bruce, sitting alone in his train compartment on a long journey, suddenly feels a nature call coming on strongly.
Author and columnist Nury Vittachi about posting on the worldwide web. Published in The Jakarta Post, Indonesia, on October 21, 2017.
As in most languages (maybe not Esperanto), also German has idioms which, when translated literally, are totally wacky.
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
Famous last words carved for eternity… who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.