Philip the banker went sailing together with a bunch of friends.

Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years.

Claire, a rather well-proportioned woman, decided during her vacation to take a sunbath on the roof of her hotel.

Not quite a Dynamic Meditation, but exploring in the right direction…

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to attend and couldn’t find a parking space.

A dietician addresses a large audience in Chicago.

Arnold calls home to his wife, Claire.

A Rabbi was having a one-on-one talk with a precocious six-year-old boy.

A policeman stops Brenda, an elderly lady, and asks for her driving license.

Dexter visits the car dealer and decides to buy the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2018 Turbo BeepBeep.

Driving on a rainy night, Sister Catherine’s car breathes its last and looking around for help she stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned.

During a baseball game, the coach called Brandon, one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside.

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.

A couple was driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.

Little Bruce comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores.

Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child.

Roper James, an Australian lawyer from Melbourne was on a short vacation in a small country town.

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A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

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Old man Elmer is walking down the street in Brooklyn.

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.

Most Friday nights at the naval station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer’s club after work.

Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.

Jack came home after playing a round of Sunday golf.

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the counter.

Sherilee was making fried eggs for her husband Lionel’s breakfast. 

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

1. April 2018. Finally some certainty after the many speculations about who will take on the role of the mystic Osho in the new Bollywood film.

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter Brenda to the doctor.

A woman in Atlanta answered her front door and found little Trinity and Tyler standing there, holding a list.

Cecil, the collector of rare books ran into his long-time acquaintance Percy and they decided to have a chat in a pub.

One Sunday, Pastor Goodwill told the congregation that the church needed some extra money.

Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand.

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for root canal surgery.

A portly middle-aged man boards his plane to fly from New York to Toronto.

Two elderly Dutch gentlemen, Aard and Jopie, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a brothel.

To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, here’s what I’m doing to gain a better understanding:

One evening, Lisa and Fred want to have an early night.

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.

Two babies were sitting in their cribs.

A man has been found with a fine grasp of the basic underlying problems of our society.

An overweight man visits his doctor to complain about his lack of a sex life.

Joyce and her two boys, Rupert and Alan are in the attic together doing some cleaning up.

An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.

On a flight from New York to London…

A famed English explorer was invited to a meeting at Oxford University to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.

Two couples are playing cards when Jeff accidentally drops some cards on the floor.

Two old geezers called Rufus and Clarence were living in the backwoods for many years.

Dr Flossbeard and Dr Butts were standing in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Payne.

Aaron and Sharon have been married for several years.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

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Valentine’s Day has evolved into a commercial concept, with florists, restaurants and chocolate shops making a mint on February 14th. Some very questionable samples are shown in this slideshow. Published in the Daily Mail on February 7, 2018.

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.

A century apart…

Connor, the young Irish dude walked into the local welfare office…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.