Two factory workers are talking.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to
Tony and Julie participated in a Marriage Encounter Weekend. They listened intently while the instructor declared, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He addressed the men: “Can you each name and describe your wife’s favourite flower?” Tony leaned over, touched Julie’s arm gently and whispered, “Self-raising, isn’t
A disciple went to his master and said, “I have served you faithfully for ten years. Now I have a wish: give me something to eat which will never end.” His master said, “Here, have some chewing gum.”
In India there’s an order among chaos. Only country where you need to look either side while crossing in a one-way. India is a country where a pizza will reach your house faster than an ambulance. In India, you don’t drive on the left of the road, you drive on what is left on the
They call Zach King the god of video editing!
The teacher said to the class, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American History. Who said, ‘Give me Liberty, or give me Death’?”
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were present. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer.
Mother Superior tells two nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their habits.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. Practice makes perfect. But nobody’s perfect. So why practice? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Behind every successful
Wife: “How would you describe me?” Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Wife: “What does that mean?” Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.” Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” Husband: “I’m just kidding!”
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How the hell do you breathe through that thing?” How do you know an elephant was in the fridge? He left his footprint in the butter. Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly? Because if it were small, white and round it would
How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door? The knocking speeds up. How do you know when there’s a singer at the door? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in. How do you know when there’s a bass player at the door? Who cares? More questions: What’s
Are we afraid of being afraid? That’s the question posed by Mr. Ramesh this week. From his store counter, the happy shop keeper displays his wisdom reminding us of the importance of being curious of the unknown. Listen well, and learn to cope with fear! Credit to Peggy
On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL, they call someone at work and ask if they’re married or in a serious relationship.