When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were…
Luigi, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, whose…
Satire: With the spreading of Hinduism worldwide, a nun in Warsaw, Poland, filed a case against ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness)
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
MEA airline introduced a special package for Lebanese businessmen: “Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket for free!”
In the line at the shop, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth
My ex-husband had this annoying habit of bringing greasy old carburetors and things into the house to work on…
I have heard that three priests were going to Pittsburgh. They reached the window to purchase their tickets and the woman at the window who…
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant…
An old joke with a new twist! Foxy Grampa! J. The Tax Department decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Tax Office.…
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A…
It is a slow day in the small Colorado town of Pumphandle and streets are deserted. Times are tough,
T-Mobile’s celebrates the marriage of William and Kate with the help of a host of royal look-alikes and music from East 17
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months …
1. Will the real summy please stand up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. With a little help from your friends Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman
The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation fly past over the houses of Parliament
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.…
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman…
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience…
Amazing footage that displays the curiosity and intelligence of a polar bear when confronted with an unknown object
A little bear cub was confused about how to walk. “What do I do first?” he asked his mother. “Do I start with my right foot or my left?”
1. Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five…
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.…
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions…
A man’s wife asked him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed. With that option out, he ventured into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. But, at the bar he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her.
Tsunamis, terrorims, fires, hurricanes, mud slides, earthquakes and killer flu!! The end is near! The lord is angry