1. Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five…
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.…
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions…
A man’s wife asked him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed. With that option out, he ventured into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. But, at the bar he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her.
Tsunamis, terrorims, fires, hurricanes, mud slides, earthquakes and killer flu!! The end is near! The lord is angry
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal
There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works , and we all could probably use more calm in our lives
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict
In an Irish program for farmers, a TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray
I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I am totally screwed up now…
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. …
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news: I’m a month overdue…
A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever…
A magician had been working on a cruise ship for 5 years. He gave the same show each time – never changing his tricks.