Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party…
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth
My ex-husband had this annoying habit of bringing greasy old carburetors and things into the house to work on…
I have heard that three priests were going to Pittsburgh. They reached the window to purchase their tickets and the woman at the window who…
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant…
An old joke with a new twist! Foxy Grampa! J. The Tax Department decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Tax Office.…
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A…
It is a slow day in the small Colorado town of Pumphandle and streets are deserted. Times are tough,
T-Mobile’s celebrates the marriage of William and Kate with the help of a host of royal look-alikes and music from East 17
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months …
1. Will the real summy please stand up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. With a little help from your friends Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman
The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation fly past over the houses of Parliament
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.…
On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman…
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience…
Amazing footage that displays the curiosity and intelligence of a polar bear when confronted with an unknown object
A little bear cub was confused about how to walk. “What do I do first?” he asked his mother. “Do I start with my right foot or my left?”
1. Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five…
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.…
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions…
A man’s wife asked him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walked down to the store only to find it closed. With that option out, he ventured into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. But, at the bar he saw a beautiful woman and started talking to her.
Tsunamis, terrorims, fires, hurricanes, mud slides, earthquakes and killer flu!! The end is near! The lord is angry
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal
There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works , and we all could probably use more calm in our lives
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, “If I lose this case, I’ll be ruined.”
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict