One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The…
A young man is visiting his grandparents in rural Virginia. His grandfather is sitting on the porch in his rocking chair, naked from the waist down
An elderly man get up and puts on his coat, telling his wife he is going to the doctor. Surprised, his wife asks, “Why, are you sick?” “No,” he says. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra Pills.” With that, his equally elderly wife gets up out of her rocker and starts
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to…
It’s Saturday morning and the father has an incredible desire to make love with his wife, but doesn’t know what to do with their 5 year old son. Without further…
The newlyweds just arrived in the honeymoon suite of a Caribbean resort. She comes out of the bathroom in a bathrobe, looking gorgeous. She…
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,…
Check your shampoo bottle label. I don’t know why I didn’t figure this out sooner! Its the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my…
On a recent trip to the United States, Tony Blair, ex-Prime Minister of the UK, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians.
A little old man shuffled slowly into the ‘Orange Dipper’, a well-known ice cream parlor, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.…
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated…
During a baseball game, three men were sitting directly behind three nuns. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to…
Japan and School bus in India And which country do you call when you have a technical problem with your computer? Credit goes to Jeevan
A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by…
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were…
Luigi, the farmer, was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called ‘pullets’ and eight or ten roosters, whose…
Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”
MEA airline introduced a special package for Lebanese businessmen: “Buy your ticket and get your wife’s ticket for free!”
In the line at the shop, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth
My ex-husband had this annoying habit of bringing greasy old carburetors and things into the house to work on…
I have heard that three priests were going to Pittsburgh. They reached the window to purchase their tickets and the woman at the window who…
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant…
An old joke with a new twist! Foxy Grampa! J. The Tax Department decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Tax Office.…
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A…
It is a slow day in the small Colorado town of Pumphandle and streets are deserted. Times are tough,
T-Mobile’s celebrates the marriage of William and Kate with the help of a host of royal look-alikes and music from East 17
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months …
1. Will the real summy please stand up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. 2. With a little help from your friends Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman
The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and on their farewell formation fly past over the houses of Parliament
A sexually active woman told her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.…