Rodney was very scared about going to the ophthalmologist.

The Priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night.

In Galilee, Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and he approached them.

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook…

Not-so accurate translations ensure belly laughs – provided by Imgur.

India’s very own “moonwalking” traffic cop certainly turns heads!

On July 20, 1969, as Commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the Moon.

A man had been in a mental institution for some years.

A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant.

On Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route.

An attorney arrived home late.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.

A man asks his friend for a cigarette.

An ‘unusual’ animation cartoon.

The other day, Charley stopped at a friend’s house.

A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.

Charlie has a racehorse that has never won a race.

The pastor’s wife was expecting her second baby.

Sister Mary Ann worked for a home health agency.

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

An elderly gentleman had had severe hearing problems for some time.

A woman texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning:

An airliner en-route to Washington DC was having engine trouble.

A Boston taxi driver backed into a stationary fruit stall.

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia for a holiday and ride into the desert.

It was the night before Thanksgiving and little Sophie was sleeping in her bedroom.

An airplane is cruising at 36,000 feet.

… to 220 million undocumented whites. A satire published in Native American News and SOTT on November 15, 2016.

Born 1903 – Died 1942: Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

…survives alone for almost 6 hours with no Wi-Fi.

Be prepared…

An elderly white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side.

Three Japanese engineers and three accountants are travelling by Shinkansen train to a conference in Tokyo.

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

by Scott Bateman, published on ‘The Nib’ on October 28, 2016 and on ‘SOTT’ November 6, 2016.

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

A woman walks into a pharmacy.

A blind man decided to visit Texas.

A crowded airliner is about to take off.

At the airport for a holiday trip, Marvin and his family settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate C35.

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers.

Air Force One crashed in the middle of a large farm property in rural America.

Last week, Indian police said they had arrested a pigeon carrying an abusive note from Pakistan. Satire by Indian author Shovon Chowdhury on the bizarre turn of events. BBC, October 10, 2016

Silas is driving down a country road in rural Kansas.

Being creative with the history of troublesome kin.

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions.

Little Johnny is in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon.

  Thanks to Vandana

Richard was lounging at home in the late afternoon.

Marcia is in hospital suffering from a severe sinus infection.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce.

A 5-year old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office.

I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.

A married couple is sleeping soundly.

Thanks to Shanti

Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early.

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.