I was at my bank today, waiting in a short line.

A married couple is sleeping soundly.

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Johnny’s teacher told the class to say a sentence using the word beautiful twice.

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early.

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.

A guy suffering from a miserable cold begs his doctor for relief.

When my wife was about to have our first baby, we brought a tape recorder.

A frustrated wife wants to spice up her dead sex life.

After the birth of their second child, Patrick volunteered to undergo a vasectomy.

Giovanni wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s annual party in Rome.

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest.

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During a visit to her mother, who was in the hospital, Janet popped into the cafeteria for breakfast.

A boy is selling fish on a corner.

Dr. Smith examines his patient thoroughly.

The scene is a Catholic school cafeteria.

The Zen Monk ponders what to give his nephew as a birthday gift.

A 7 year-old and a 5 year-old are in their bedroom.

Albert walks into a bar and sees his friend Norman at a table, drinking by himself.

Caller: “Since I have installed Windows 10, Office crashes constantly.”

A man enters a computer store at the mall.

This fellow climbing a mountain suddenly slips off the edge of a cliff.

The young bloke in his brand new red Ferrari is streaking down the freeway from LA to Reno.

Video compilation with more witty descriptions of several countries.

A little boy attended his first wedding.

A mother was preparing pancakes for her boys, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

Video compilation with witty descriptions of several countries.

Two men who haven’t seen each other for a while meet on the street.

A video compilation of humorous banter mimicking a variety of languages.

An old geezer becomes bored in retirement…

One day at school, little Charlie needed to go to the restroom quite urgently.

The teacher is testing Little Johnny.

The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late.

Sarah, a very smart little girl, sits in class.

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A boy was at school and his teacher asked him to learn three new words over the weekend.

One day Jimmy got home early from school.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map-reading.

A visiting German businessman picks up a beautiful Japanese woman in a Tokyo disco.

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club.

Wyatt was inspecting a communications facility in Alaska.

Having a rough day?

Four Indian men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

It was a baby mosquito’s first day to fly out from home.

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret.

A mom has a new smartphone.

The devil visits a lawyer’s office and makes him an offer.

Two elderly women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.

A young medical student makes his first rounds at the hospital together with a senior doctor.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.

Subways are a great place to catch up on your reading. But how do people react to book covers that are a little embarrassing, and also pretty hilarious?

Bill Gates walks along on the private beach of his seaside villa thinking of nothing in particular.

A young engineer is having a job interview with a Human Resources Officer of a company.

A fiancée, a married woman and a mistress chat about their relationships and decide to make their men marvel about them.

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.

Mum has told her little girl all about the making of babies.