A Scotsman sits bragging in a bar.
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Texan Archbishop is on the same flight.
British comedian and writer James Veitch narrates at TED a hilarious, weeks-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.
Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!” The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?” Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.” Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!” Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.” Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.” Looney: “I am a bird.”
… also known as ‘The 90th Birthday’, is a comedy sketch written by British author Lauri Wylie for the theatre.
From recently declassified documents it has emerged that during the Bush presidency a public school teacher had been arrested trying to board a flight at JFK.
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
For those who haven’t heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalised gay marriage and marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalised on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before! Credit to Kaiyum
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for dinner and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie.