Author

Punya

“At the start of sneezing, during fright, in anxiety, above a chasm, flying in battle, in extreme curiosity, at the beginning of hunger, at the end of hunger, be uninterruptedly aware.”

A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: “7ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.” The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to