Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery.

The dapper elderly gentleman is standing next to the pastor at the open grave of his wife.

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

An elderly woman is at home when the phone rings.

7-year old Cody returned home from school.

This is how texting was invented…

An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.

While shopping in a huge supermarket, Ranbir Singh lost sight of his wife.

Count the black dots.

The old Italian mafia don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

The company manager wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

Ajit is praying fervently to God.

A traveller approached a little village shop in county Clwyd, Wales.

Norman applies for a job at the local psychiatric clinic.

Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix

A hungry trucker came into a truck stop diner and placed his order.

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy.

One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

Owen checked into a hotel on a business trip and felt a bit lonely.

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

Very proud and self-conscious, an elegantly dressed shopper approaches the clerk in a stationery shop.

The full passenger plane is cruising at 35,000 feet while most passengers are dozing.

Two elderly nuns were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery priest.

Father Murphy, an elderly priest was speaking to Father McNoulty, a younger priest.

The boss of a small company wants to motivate his staff on a daily basis.

Claire Hogwood from Illinois is touring Scotland.

A FB posting…

The insider experts’ recommendation:

Overheard this morning…

The husband arrives home from having picked up his son from kindergarten.

A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park.

On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack.

My new social distancing outfit just arrived.

At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium.

The boss of the trucking company gets a phone call from one of his drivers.

Two planets meet…

Last night was another day under lockdown…

A bus stops and two Italians get on.

You can’t see your ears…

There was this dishevelled-looking guy sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink for a long time.

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.

… thoughts about social distancing.

Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.

A slideshow…

Latest news about a new development from sannyasins in The Netherlands – too bad this was an April Fool’s joke.

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The following is from an actual trial in the UK.

Impossible to ignore…

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.

One-liners.

A police officer on the highway signals a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman to pull over and stop.

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.

A Texas rancher gets in his pickup and drives to a neighboring ranch…

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The President is walking out of the White House.

A man is found dead and a detective is gathering evidence.

Visvanath is hard of hearing.