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Bhagawati

There was a Japanese man who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. The Japanese tourist leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled: “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!” After a

Paddy thought the letters ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots Of Love’. So he sent the following text to his girlfriend: “You’re the only girl in my…

A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: ‘Well, that’s great….that’s

An elderly man get up and puts on his coat, telling his wife he is going to the doctor. Surprised, his wife asks, “Why, are you sick?” “No,” he says. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra Pills.” With that, his equally elderly wife gets up out of her rocker and starts

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to…

It’s Saturday morning and the father has an incredible desire to make love with his wife, but doesn’t know what to do with their 5 year old son. Without further…