Mayzoon Zayid is an incredible courageous and beautiful women who not only overcame the problems living with cerebral palsy but transformed herself into a charming, witty and outstanding comedienne.
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”
Outgoing Personality: Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills: Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills: Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee: Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified: Made no major blunders yet Active Socially: Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially: Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker: Nobody knows what he/she does
Published in The Guardian / The Observer on December 29, 2013: Science is a very serious business, so what tickles a rational mind?
A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an “older” woman he met at a bar. She looked pretty darn hot for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he’d ever had a “sportsman’s double” – a mother and daughter threesome. He
SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. Drink unusually pale and tasteless. Glass empty. Get someone to buy you another drink. Opposite wall
During the seventies, the media in Germany played around with the name ‘Bhagwan’ and called sannyasins the ‘Backwahn Sekte’.
Anncouncement The US government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Playfully created by Ravi and Subhuti at the end of the first day of Subhuti’s Enneagram workshop in St. Petersburg.
I was having an out-of-body experience one day so I grounded myself and got centered with the help of my spirit guides and almost astral traveled anyway, but the phone rang.
Published in ‘The Onion’ – an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles, reporting on international, national, and local news.
A gwala named Budhi Ram was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Himachal when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon.
A rabbi was worried wondering what his son would do in life, so he appealed to his best friend for advice.
A parody on global warming – original German audio from the movie ‘The Downfall’ about Hitler, with English subtitles.
…one brown, one yellow and one black, were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s surgery when they struck up a conversation.
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world-famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers..
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.
…are standing outside a brothel discussing what prices they are willing to pay for the services inside.
A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus banner reading, “Don’t Miss the Amazing Goldstein!”