Norman applies for a job at the local psychiatric clinic.

Olivia, a newly-wed and romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband Simon a text while she was at work.

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix

A hungry trucker came into a truck stop diner and placed his order.

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are too loose and floppy.

One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

Owen checked into a hotel on a business trip and felt a bit lonely.

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home.

Very proud and self-conscious, an elegantly dressed shopper approaches the clerk in a stationery shop.

The full passenger plane is cruising at 35,000 feet while most passengers are dozing.

Two elderly nuns were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery priest.

Father Murphy, an elderly priest was speaking to Father McNoulty, a younger priest.

The boss of a small company wants to motivate his staff on a daily basis.

Claire Hogwood from Illinois is touring Scotland.

A FB posting…

The insider experts’ recommendation:

Overheard this morning…

The husband arrives home from having picked up his son from kindergarten.

A lovey dovey couple are sitting on a bench in the park.

On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack.

My new social distancing outfit just arrived.

At the yearly Rotary Club function in Delhi, Mr Godbole takes the podium.

The boss of the trucking company gets a phone call from one of his drivers.

Two planets meet…

Last night was another day under lockdown…

A bus stops and two Italians get on.

You can’t see your ears…

There was this dishevelled-looking guy sitting in a bar, just staring at his drink for a long time.

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer.

… thoughts about social distancing.

Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.

A slideshow…

Latest news about a new development from sannyasins in The Netherlands – too bad this was an April Fool’s joke.

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The following is from an actual trial in the UK.

Impossible to ignore…

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.

One-liners.

A police officer on the highway signals a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman to pull over and stop.

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.

A Texas rancher gets in his pickup and drives to a neighboring ranch…

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The President is walking out of the White House.

A man is found dead and a detective is gathering evidence.

Visvanath is hard of hearing.

Boris is thinking about renovating the flat he just rented.

Little Lilly is playing and running around in the garden.

Little Johnny sits in English class, looking bored.

Little Caleb was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door.

Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.

Sardar Premdeep Singh is sitting his University final examination.

A Jewish member of a large family sent out an urgent telegram.

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.

You find yourself driving in a car at a constant speed.

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband.

It was a few days before Christmas and Mr Penning-Smith’s business trip had gone reasonably well.

A list of 12!

Well-known hunter Murdoch was cornered by a worried-looking German safari tourist.

Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school on Monday.

‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…