Archive for Humour

Pillow talk

A man was lying in bed with his gorgeous new girlfriend.

Parents’ approval

Dayaal is almost 29 years old and lives in Mumbai.

Delhi traffic lights camera

Ajay was driving down Vasant Kunj in New Delhi, thinking about nothing in particular.

Monkey business

Charlene, Lorraine's younger sister, realises that she has grown hair between her legs.

Hiking along

Alastair and Hamish were hiking through the Scottish Highlands. 


Mildred's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.

At the beach

A woman takes her children to the beach.

Penny magic

A little while after tucking their three-year-old boy Georgie in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.

Letter to god

Little Luis wanted $100 for a new bike and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened.

India’s famous dancing uncle

Sanjeev Srivastava, an electronics professor from Madhya Pradesh, India, enjoyed a wedding so much that he took to the stage with a fancy Indian dance. He had no idea this video of [...]


Philip the banker went sailing together with a bunch of friends.

Just out of jail

Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years.

Getting a tan

Claire, a rather well-proportioned woman, decided during her vacation to take a sunbath on the roof of her hotel.

Desktop Punch Bag

Not quite a Dynamic Meditation, but exploring in the right direction...

Parking space

A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to attend and couldn’t find a parking space.

Lethal food

A dietician addresses a large audience in Chicago.

Blue silk pajamas

Arnold calls home to his wife, Claire.


A Rabbi was having a one-on-one talk with a precocious six-year-old boy.


A policeman stops Brenda, an elderly lady, and asks for her driving license.

The 2018 Turbo Beep Beep

Dexter visits the car dealer and decides to buy the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2018 Turbo BeepBeep.

Fish and chips at the monastery

Driving on a rainy night, Sister Catherine's car breathes its last and looking around for help she stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Skin graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

Little League Baseball

During a baseball game, the coach called Brandon, one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside.

Location, location

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.

Stuck in the mud

A couple was driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.


Little Bruce comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores.

Dumb and dumber

Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child.

A city lawyer

Roper James, an Australian lawyer from Melbourne was on a short vacation in a small country town.

Weather forecast

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

The Israeli archaeologist

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

Old man Elmer

Old man Elmer is walking down the street in Brooklyn.

Logan, the lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.

The kidnap

Most Friday nights at the naval station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer's club after work.

Pillow talk

Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.

Playing golf

Jack came home after playing a round of Sunday golf.

Duct tape

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the counter.

Frying eggs

Sherilee was making fried eggs for her husband Lionel's breakfast. 

I can do the splits

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Rajneesh to star in maverick guru Osho’s biopic

1. April 2018. Finally some certainty after the many speculations about who will take on the role of the mystic Osho in the new Bollywood film.

Immaculate conception

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter Brenda to the doctor.

Scavenger hunt

A woman in Atlanta answered her front door and found little Trinity and Tyler standing there, holding a list.

A rare book

Cecil, the collector of rare books ran into his long-time acquaintance Percy and they decided to have a chat in a pub.

Church donations

One Sunday, Pastor Goodwill told the congregation that the church needed some extra money.

Free Wifi

Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand.

Dental instruments

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for root canal surgery.

Parrot en-route

A portly middle-aged man boards his plane to fly from New York to Toronto.

Just a nibble

Two elderly Dutch gentlemen, Aard and Jopie, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a brothel.

Facebook for seniors

To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, here's what I'm doing to gain a better understanding:

Scheduled appointments

One evening, Lisa and Fred want to have an early night.

Tequila shots

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.