My friend Norman was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

Used to being the centre of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister.

Mr. Mohandas had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.

After he had given his sermon, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise to the Lord for answered prayers.

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in down-town Delhi and asked to be taken to Indira Gandhi airport.

A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

The young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian.

A grumpy Rodney was sitting in his attorney’s office.

help to mess with people’s minds.

A 4-year-old girl talks about her problem with New Year’s resolutions.

A police officer is on duty on a busy one-way street in Manhattan late at night.

Young Tara comes home from a New Year’s Eve party.

Nina and Lisa were chatting at the wild New Year’s Party.

The Dean of Women thought fit to touch the subject of sex morality.

Santa Claus sits in London’s Harrods department store when little Basil’s mom seats him on his knee.

An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high-rise and was riding up in the elevator.

Several days before Christmas, Joe, Mason and Kevin were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle.

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced at a government press conference yesterday, that Christmas and Hanukkah will be merged.

One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was ready for his Christmas run… but there were problems.

Little Mordecai and his father are taking a walk through their neighbourhood in Brooklyn.

A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out – caterer, band, and a hired clown.

It had been snowing all night and when I woke up, the snow had piled up all over the driveway and in front of the house.

Little Jayden was allowed to look at the big and old family Bible.

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times’ sake.

A lawyer in a court in Naples, Italy was cross-examining a witness.

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out…

At an apartment, the doorbell rings early in the morning.

A little old lady was walking up and down the halls in a nursing home.

A little girl and her brother are whispering to each other.

A judge was asking for information from a woman in court regarding her pending divorce.

Dialogue between air traffic controller and airline pilot overheard:

A little guy gets on a plane and sits on his allocated middle seat.

A depressed-looking man walked into a bar in New York and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey.

Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her little kindergarten students put on his boots?

Kelly is standing in front of the Flamingo Bar, merely idly tuning in and out of his surroundings.

Harvey, a US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training.

A photographer from a well-known national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.

A guy stumbles through the front door of a bar, ambles up to the bartender and orders a beer.

Three very old mischievous ladies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

Hank walks into a bar, orders three mugs of beer, and drinks them by taking sips out of each one in turn.

An elderly Canadian gentleman of 83 arrives in Paris at Charles the Gaulle airport.

Rahul’s mother asks her oldest son to explain Diwali to his brother Mukesh.

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law.

Lionel and Martha board a jet for a trip to New York.

Bert and Joyce, an old couple, hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time. This year they decided to dress up and go out.

A real event, worthy to be included with Asterix and Obelix humour! Published on BBC on October 24, 2018.

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Burt lives in Jackson, Wyoming. One morning he wakes up to find a bear on his roof.

Colin meets a good-looking girl on the street.

Paddy – way off the legal limit – leaves the pub, staggers to his car and heads towards home.

An attractive woman and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York.

A nice-looking young woman walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. 

Kinkaid, the super-rich millionaire, decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday on his estate in Florida.

An Irishman wants a job, but the boss won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.

Arjun decides to try out a new posh restaurant in Delhi.

Having breakfast, Lionel asks his wife Marge with a smug grin on his face…

For many years, Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.

Ranbir splurged out by buying a new eco-friendly shampoo without any harmful chemicals.

Harvey receives a promotional leaflet in the mail for a golf resort where everything is advertised to cost one dollar.

Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the River Jordan, looking across at the Promised Land.