A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Texan Archbishop is on the same flight.
British comedian and writer James Veitch narrates at TED a hilarious, weeks-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.
Mountain climber: “Yes, I am holding the hook!” The Husband: “Really?! Yesterday was our anniversary?” Bomb Disposal Team Leader: “Sure you can cut through the cable.” Butcher: “Just throw over that large knife!” Gourmet: “This type of mushroom is new to me.” Car Mechanic: “Ease the hydraulic lift down slowly.” Looney: “I am a bird.”
… also known as ‘The 90th Birthday’, is a comedy sketch written by British author Lauri Wylie for the theatre.
From recently declassified documents it has emerged that during the Bush presidency a public school teacher had been arrested trying to board a flight at JFK.
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
For those who haven’t heard, Washington State recently passed two laws. They legalised gay marriage and marijuana. The fact that gay marriage and marijuana were legalised on the same day makes perfect Biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 says: “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.” Apparently we just hadn’t interpreted it correctly before! Credit to Kaiyum
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for dinner and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie.
A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting on his coat and hat to make his way down to the local pub. He turns to his wee wife before leaving and says, “Maggie – put your hat and coat on, lassie.” She replies, “Awe, Jock, that’s nice, are you taking me tae the pub with you?” “Nay,”
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: “7ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.” The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
Published in zeenews.india.com, India, on August 10, 2015
In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman, even a foreigner, if dressed as a man. Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Doctor’s office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: Drop your trousers here for the best results. In a Nairobi