Last New Year’s Eve found me in the hospital…

I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.

The invention of Bitcoin and its trading is bewildering to many, for others it has become the holy grail. Screeble has a satirical look at the history, published on December 22, 2017.

A German father walks with his young son into a coffee shop in Munich.

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy, called Dot for short.

Larry, the hot young businessman, had just started his own firm.

Vicar Crumblebott was giving his sermon during the Christmas Eve service.

A delightful spin on the politically-oh-so-correct gender issue by Quentin Letts and Jane Fryer. Published in the Daily Mail on November 24, 2017.

On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad putting out cookies for Santa.

On an icy road on Christmas Eve, three slightly inebriated men die in a car crash and meet up in front of St. Peter.

Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time.

According to a scientific study, it seems that this phenomenon really exists. Anybody acquainted with close male relatives will say that they knew this all along.

During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.

Alastair MacDonald from Scotland went to enrol at an English university.

Short animation film by Steve Cutts: The story of a rodent’s unrelenting quest for happiness and fulfillment.

It has just recently been announced that the Indian tax system has been overhauled again.

This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the Suffolk Gazette.

A cartoon by Liz Climo

Video of comedian Dave Allen where he remembers his first day of school!

Bruce works as a concierge at a posh ski resort in Colorado Springs.

Millenials are young humans that were born in either one of these two decades: Generation Y (born between 1981-1991) and Generation Z (born between 1991-2001).

Believe it or not! – from the folks at Bored Panda.

A guy walks into a quiet bar, carrying three ducks.

One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Melvin in New York.

In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here’s the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.

Result was an F, but an A+ for creativity.

It was the Annual Convention for Insurance Representatives.

Cameron brought his baby boy, Jaylen, to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

Magic moments delivered by identical French twins Tony and Jordan at a recent America’s Got Talent show.

Bruce, sitting alone in his train compartment on a long journey, suddenly feels a nature call coming on strongly.

It’s an entertaining world out there…

USAir recently introduced a special half fare.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

And Americans think they have problems?

(click on image to read small print) www.thepoke.co.uk

Author and columnist Nury Vittachi about posting on the worldwide web. Published in The Jakarta Post, Indonesia, on October 21, 2017.

As an obstetrician, I sometimes see unusual tattoos when working in labor and delivery.

As in most languages (maybe not Esperanto), also German has idioms which, when translated literally, are totally wacky.

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

Four men were walking together along a beach.

Famous last words carved for eternity… who says cemeteries are grim places? By Abby Heugel, published on SOTT, October 5, 2017.

My dear Sir …

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Coralee was pregnant with her first child, and her husband Floyd was about to leave on a two-week business trip.

I hate the idea of having to go under the knife.

Darrell is in bed with his wife Linda when there is a knock at the door.

Years of smoking finally caught up with Kenneth one morning when he keeled over at work, clutching his heart.

Earl goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed.

Sometimes trivia nails it!

Prateek, feeling much pain, walks into his doctor’s office.

Video of Lemur who insists on having his back scratched.

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog.

NewsThump is a satirical and spoof news website, taking a daily swipe at current affairs from the UK and around the world. Published on September 17, 2017.

Eye halve a spelling chequer / It came with my pea sea

Larry and Claude were on a holiday in Arizona, visiting the Grand Canyon National Park.

Kenneth the baker is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws comes pushing through the door.

Little Brandon and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

A joke as told by Osho.