Archive for Humour


One day, Cyril the cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself.

Moshe’s photo

Sadie walked into a print lab to have a photo of her deceased husband Moshe copied and retouched.

Dead turtle

Little Freddie is crying and his mother asks him what is the matter.

Lexophiles at play

"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words and word plays, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil [...]

Health problem

The nurse asked Bob to remove his clothing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.

I got an underwater camera

A cartoon by Liz Climo

The voice

Samir was walking down the road in the morning towards his office, busy looking at his mobile phone.

Three wishes

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.

13 questions and the answers

Brilliant student thinks out of the box.

Hypnosis for cats

A cartoon by Liz Climo

The chief

Every time an American Indian of a large tribe walks into the chief's teepee he sees that the chief is masturbating.

A soldier checks into a hotel

A soldier was on leave and had been driving towards home for many hours.

Angel cake

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do so until the last minute.

Quick thinker

"One minute, please..." - a video.

Who says the world is a serious place?

Surely not the creators of these signs...

Old Chief Forget-Me-Not

Benny the reporter checks in at some old hotel smack in middle of nowhere after hours of driving.

I had a terrible day

A cartoon by Liz Climo

A man and a woman

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

The wristwatch

Reuben, in a very bad temper, charged into the jewelry shop.

The Wal-Mart employee

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her son's birthday.

Heart murmur

Eighty-year-old Abhilash was having an annual physical at the local hospital.

Surgeons’ assessments

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who make the best patients to operate on.

Two boys

David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.

Time to marry again

A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again.

Rattlesnake and his friends

A cartoon by Liz Climo

The prophecy

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die.

Who wants to be a millionaire?

A contestant on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000.

The royal pain

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in hospital.

Planet talk

A big and a small planet meet in the endless reaches of space.

New admission

After forty years of hard work an old carpenter dies and goes to heaven.

Messages from Wallingford

Wallingford gas station in Seattle, WA, USA, spreads joy among the populace showing witty sayings on their message board. They stick to changing the sign once per week, 4 lines, 17 [...]

Want me to make a snowman?

A cartoon by Liz Climo - dedicated today to our friends in Canada and Scotland.

Words of wisdom

There was a nun whose old body began to surrender to time.

The Lord told me

A homeless man, down on his luck, went into a Catholic church.

A reformed mental patient

In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them.

Little Billy

A little three-year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

Problem child

The mother of a problem child visits the psychiatrist.

Message in a bottle

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Why some athletes can’t get regular jobs

The danger of having just any sports figures as role models...

No luck with the ladies

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.

Twin sisters

Twin sisters just turned one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home.

First one home wins

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Manic depression

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Laundry detergent

A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a large-size box of laundry detergent.

What’s the time?

A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers he has an important meeting scheduled.

Overnight stay at the farm

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside.

Sound advice

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

Doctor’s prescription

A little old lady goes to the doctor.