Archive for Humour

Unacceptable Tax Return

A man has been found with a fine grasp of the basic underlying problems of our society.

Five miles a day

An overweight man visits his doctor to complain about his lack of a sex life.

The typewriter

Joyce and her two boys, Rupert and Alan are in the attic together doing some cleaning up.

It’s the wild, wild West

An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.

Enjoy your flight

On a flight from New York to London...

Adventures in Africa

A famed English explorer was invited to a meeting at Oxford University to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.

The card game

Two couples are playing cards when Jeff accidentally drops some cards on the floor.

The bridge

Two old geezers called Rufus and Clarence were living in the backwoods for many years.

Nurse Payne

Dr Flossbeard and Dr Butts were standing in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Payne.

Having something in common

Aaron and Sharon have been married for several years.

I didn’t get you anything…

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

Companies keen to cash in on the season of love

Valentine's Day has evolved into a commercial concept, with florists, restaurants and chocolate shops making a mint on February 14th. Some very questionable samples are shown in [...]

On honeymoon

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.

Taking a break

A century apart...

Excellent timing

Connor, the young Irish dude walked into the local welfare office...

What’s with the ostrich?

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The new CEO

A large outsourcing company in Delhi, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Abir as a new CEO.

An honest lawyer

Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking.

Party in Alaska

Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

Painting the porch

Kowalski is out of work so he goes up to Beverly Hills.

Headed for Las Vegas

Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

Big planes and baby planes

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

Weighing in

Clarissa opens the door to the master bathroom.

Apples galore!

A doctor and a lawyer are in love with the same woman.

Google’s pizza

Rodney fancies a pizza and calls the pizza joint around the corner.

Funeral preparations

Computer-savvy Father Shufflebottom uses a standard liturgy for funerals.

The proposition

Billionaire Zev Eaglestein collects live alligators, keeping them in the pool in the back of his Florida mansion.

Exciting new diet to start the New Year

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help all genders cope with the stress that builds during the day. Scientists found out recently in a new survey that this really [...]

When the clock strikes…

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

New day

Last New Year’s Eve found me in the hospital...

Three Euros

A German father walks with his young son into a coffee shop in Munich.

Phone lines

Larry, the hot young businessman, had just started his own firm.

Christmas Eve service

Vicar Crumblebott was giving his sermon during the Christmas Eve service.

Cookies for Santa

On Christmas Eve, little Simon is helping his dad putting out cookies for Santa.

How to get into heaven

On an icy road on Christmas Eve, three slightly inebriated men die in a car crash and meet up in front of St. Peter.

Sensitive issue

Tyler, who had spent his whole life living in a desert, visits a friend in Phoenix for the first time.

Interference on Mars

During the first manned mission to Mars, astronauts Seymour and Woody are charting the Martian surface.

A Scottish student in England

Alastair MacDonald from Scotland went to enrol at an English university.

Slow yew down, bor

This is not a huge typo: Villages across Norfolk (UK) have been forced to spend a small fortune on new road signs so that locals can understand them. Ian Bred writes in the [...]

It’s gonna be cold tonight

A cartoon by Liz Climo

At the ski resort

Bruce works as a concierge at a posh ski resort in Colorado Springs.

The daily commute has become entertainment

Believe it or not! - from the folks at Bored Panda.

Three ducks in a bar

A guy walks into a quiet bar, carrying three ducks.

Got a brand new truck

One day, Tommy Lee was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.


An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Melvin in New York.

How Cold Is Cold?

In view of the present arctic temperatures in parts of North America and more cold forecast in the near future, here's the result of a recent survey. All degrees in Fahrenheit.

The school exam

Result was an F, but an A+ for creativity.