Author

Bhagawati

The bodhisattvas make every effort to awaken people, knowing perfectly well that out of a million people, perhaps one may understand them and the remaining will either be indifferent, or most probably will misunderstand. Bodhisattvas know perfectly well that speaking the truth is a very shortcut way to create enemies in the world, because the

Nivedano… (Drumbeat) (Gibberish) Nivedano… (Drumbeat) Be silent. Close your eyes. Feel the body to be completely frozen. Go inwards with your total energy, with a great urgency, as if this is the last moment of your life and you have to reach to the center and the source of your being. Deeper and deeper, your

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. It’s always dark before the dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbour’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you’re not getting any. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”

Outgoing Personality:  Always going out of the office Great Presentation Skills:  Able to bullshit Good Communication Skills:  Spends lots of time on phone Average Employee:  Not too bright Exceptionally Well Qualified:  Made no major blunders yet Active Socially:  Drinks a lot Family is Active Socially:  Spouse drinks, too Independent Worker:  Nobody knows what he/she does