The questions your mind feeds on and messes with…

Anil is in a Mumbai hospital for an operation.

92 year-old Harold went to the doctor to get his annual physical examination.

Abhishek always looked on the bright side and would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.

It was a stifling hot day in Delhi and Dinesh fainted in the middle of a busy intersection in Gurgaon.

Fifteen year-old Sebastian comes home with a Porsche and parks it in front of his parents’ house in Berlin.

Harvey is standing in a bar in Darwin drinking, when his mate walks in.

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.

A wise man’s discoveries about life.

Gilbert was late coming home from his weekly golf game.

A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone.

A woman in her early twenties goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup.

Rashmi phones her husband Pankaj at work.

One evening Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked looking at their baby’s cot.

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Seamus left his office in Dublin one Friday evening.

Al, the hot-shot prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of Heaven.

It’s the first day in summer camp.

One morning, bus driver Bruce went to the Ontario bus depot, started his bus, and drove off along the dedicated route.

Baldwin and Logan went bear hunting in Canada.

Kowalski went to see his family physician because his wife had been nagging him about his huge belly.

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Young worried mother Chelsea took her baby to the paediatrician.

Dexter walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine.

McPherson walked into a bar and ordered Martini after Martini.

A young guy walks into a drugstore.

Will and Susan are having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning.

A newly ordained deacon was asked to hold a graveside service for someone who had no family or friends.

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One night, an old lady stumbled into the rural Darwin police station with a black eye.

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Madge and Maude take a trip to the museum.

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

A couple has two little boys called Harry and Charlie, who are always getting into trouble.

Larry and Sally, an elderly married couple who were once childhood sweethearts had settled down in their old neighbourhood. 

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Rodney walks into a Florida post office one day to mail a registered letter.

Maureen says goodbye to her husband Melvin, who is driving to town to attend a scheduled lodge meeting.

A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter’s room.

Madge was driving down the highway and pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town.

Sheryl, a veterinarian, was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

Alfred got really drunk one night in his local pub.

Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.

Kamalesh is walking past a house located in a narrow alley in Rishikesh.

Done with my shift, I parked my police car in front of the station.

Lorraine had just fixed breakfast for herself and her husband, Ethan.

Gurdeep decided to try out a new restaurant in Greater Kailash, Delhi.

My friend Norman was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.

Used to being the centre of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister.

Mr. Mohandas had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science.

After he had given his sermon, the minister asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise to the Lord for answered prayers.

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in down-town Delhi and asked to be taken to Indira Gandhi airport.

A guy walked into a doctor’s office and the receptionist asked him what he had.

The young teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian.

A grumpy Rodney was sitting in his attorney’s office.

help to mess with people’s minds.

A 4-year-old girl talks about her problem with New Year’s resolutions.

A police officer is on duty on a busy one-way street in Manhattan late at night.