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Little Ernie’s parents have invited the local Protestant priest and his wife to tea. Ernie has been told to be on his best behavior, and to say “Please” and “Thank you” at all times. But Ernie is having trouble, and by the end of the afternoon is almost ready to burst. “Would you like some

A New Age musician from California is convinced that wild animals have a friendly, loving nature, which will respond to beautiful music. To test his theory he goes to the African jungle, finds a clearing in the forest, and starts to softly play his guitar. Within minutes, from out of the jungle, animals of all

The new priest in the village, young Father Feever, is coming to visit the Side-bottom household. So Little Sally’s mother gives her daughter some instructions. “If the new priest asks you your name,” says Mrs. Side-bottom, ” say ‘Sally-Jane’. And if he asks you how old you are, say you are seven years old. And

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs, and asked a flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in

1. The average human life is relatively short. 2. You only ever live the life you create for yourself. 3. Being busy does not mean being productive. 4. Some kind of failure always occurs before success. 5. Thinkinng and doing are two very different things. 6. You don’t have to wait for an apology to