A song by Chinmaya Dunster where the lyrics are all titles from books by Osho.
Your car is German Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers are Arabic. Your letters are Latin. You are
A selection from entries sent to the BBC
David Moyes is getting increasingly frustrated by his team’s lacklustre performances and the wavering form of his big name players.
A man complains to his neighbour, “Your son has been p****ing in the snow.” “How do you know it was my son that did it?” “He wrote his name.” “So – what’s your problem?” “It’s my daughter’s handwriting!” A swimming pool attendant complains to a man about his son’s behaviour. “Your son’s been peeing
Praful and Manish on video snippets from a concert given at a recent festival at Osho Leela UK. (Note: video no longer available.)
Breaking News! The entire Foundation Board of Osho International Foundation is to be provisionally suspended.
What is brown and sticky? A stick. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What’s red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry. What’s yellow and invisible? No bananas. What’s the fastest thing on earth? Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it. From a five year
A friend of mine told me before it happened that the cast of 12 Years a Slave were bound to clean at the Oscars. I told him that was a disgusting opinion to have in this day and age. My neighbour knocked on my door at 3am this morning! Thankfully I was still up playing
Amar tells the story how she and Bhagat came to live in the Czech Republic, open a meditation centre, a holistic venue, a guest house and how the place became a sannyas community.
Mridu and Marga from Serendipity Athens share a recipe: Ladera – and talk about traditional Greek cuisine.
A German couple walks into a bar and order two Martinis. The barman responds: “Certainly. Dry?” “No, ve vant two!” they reply. An Englishman asks a German: What is between fear and sex? Fünf! Angela Merkel arrives in Greece. Customs Officer (inspecting her passport): “Occupation?” Angela Merkel: “No, just visiting.” Birth announcement