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Three ascetics sit in a cave meditating. One ascetic opens the eyes and sees a horse gallop by the cave opening. A year later, the ascetic says, “Did you see that grey horse go by?” Another year rolls around, second ascetic says, “That was not a grey horse, it was a white horse.” Another year

A court sentences a Frenchman, an Englishman and a Bosnian to 20 years solitary confinement. All three defendants are warned that the doors of their cells won’t be opened for the duration of the sentence so they are to make a list of all the things they’ll need for two decades. The Frenchman asks for

Adolf Hitler is getting worried about his public image, as things aren’t going too well for Germany, so he decides to put on a disguise and go and talk with some ordinary Berlin residents. He meets this guy in the street and starts a conversation with him. Hitler then asks the guy “What do think

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? One. What did you expect you sexist pig! (or “No-one knows, it has never been done.”) How many gender equality ombudsmen do you need to change a light bulb? None. Let the cow wash up in the dark. (from Finland) How many Germans does it

A Belorussian says to the other, “After all that’s happening in the Crimea I will have to stop speaking Russian!” The other Belorussian says, “Why, are you scared that you will be attacked by Ukrainians if they hear you?” The first Belorussian replies, “No, but I am scared that the Russians may come to save

Knock, knock……..Who’s there? Amos…………….Amos who? Amosquito. Knock, knock……….Who’s there? Ann……………….Ann who? Ann other mosquito Knock, knock……….Who’s there? Helen……………..Helen who? Helen other mosquito! Knock, knock………..Who’s there? Shirley…………….Shirley who? Shirley, not another mosquito!   Credit: comments to The Guardian

Doc checks out 88 year old Ole at his old folks home. “You’re fit as a fiddle, heart like a fifty year old. How are you feeling emotionally?” “Great! You know, Helga, at the end of the hall, and I are getting married next month.” “Wow! That’s fantastic. Er, uh, but I think I should