Adele and Norman, married for more than 50 years, were at a party.

Not much on the supermarket shelves yesterday looked attractive, so I decided to improvise.

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.

A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.

Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

Harilal Banerjee, an engineer, had just returned to his office from a week-long seminar in Goa.

Ranjit has an important question and goes and visits his Guru.

Little Emily was caught swearing by her math teacher.

A carpenter was giving evidence about a car accident he had witnessed.

Thank you for calling heaven.

…why it’s so hard to solve a redneck murder.

Mrs Adderly was expecting the local plumber who was supposed to come at ten o’clock.

Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and spy.

The Pope had become very ill and many doctors were called to see him.

Little Johnny is in the classroom watching his science teacher start an experiment with worms.

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, are driving down the road drinking a few bottles of Bud.

Redneck Bobby Ray walks into a saloon.

All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a young Australian couple.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

Gynaecologist Dr Fillmore had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out.

Why, why, why?

Timothy was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for the holidays.

Aldric was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender.

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery.

Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

…there is cause for deep insights and vital questions.

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he’s ever seen.

A priest comes to a dying old man to read him his last rites.

Short question and answer.

Fred from Birmingham is visiting Amsterdam.

Some new vocabulary to add to your communication skills.

It happened many years ago in Naples, Italy.

During a funeral, the organist gave his best.

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church…

A little boy opened the big family Bible, and was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in several exercises.

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room.

We went to breakfast at a restaurant.

A drunk was on the way home late at night.

Ten words that ought to be added to the English dictionary.

A selection from those groups who live for a higher purpose.

Two delicate ladies, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion.

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing.

Duante is sitting at a bar having a few drinks and feeling grand.

A Kiwi was hoping to immigrate to Australia.

In order to pay his medical school tuition, a student was working two jobs over the summer.

A colony of bats was hanging from the ceiling of a cave.

A grade one teacher collected well-known proverbs.

Sergey is in a Moscow restaurant.

Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.

It was a cold winter day when old man Bennett walked out onto the frozen lake.

Jeff is deep asleep when he suddenly hears the phone ring.

A horrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory in Mumbai.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

Thelma Goldstein, an elderly woman from Chicago treats herself to a vacation in Florida.

A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair.