Roper James, an Australian lawyer from Melbourne was on a short vacation in a small country town.

“Am I… into cults now?” asks Alex Naidus at Buzzfeed. Published on April 21, 2018.

A film crew was on location deep in the desert.

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy.

NewsThump is a satirical and spoof news website, taking a daily swipe at current affairs from the UK and around the world. Published on April 13, 2018.

Old man Elmer is walking down the street in Brooklyn.

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.

Most Friday nights at the naval station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officer’s club after work.

Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.

Jack came home after playing a round of Sunday golf.

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the counter.

Sherilee was making fried eggs for her husband Lionel’s breakfast. 

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

1. April 2018. Finally some certainty after the many speculations about who will take on the role of the mystic Osho in the new Bollywood film.

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter Brenda to the doctor.

A woman in Atlanta answered her front door and found little Trinity and Tyler standing there, holding a list.

Cecil, the collector of rare books ran into his long-time acquaintance Percy and they decided to have a chat in a pub.

One Sunday, Pastor Goodwill told the congregation that the church needed some extra money.

Burt walks into a bar with his mobile in the hand.

Employed as a dental receptionist, I was on duty when an extremely nervous patient came for root canal surgery.

A portly middle-aged man boards his plane to fly from New York to Toronto.

Two elderly Dutch gentlemen, Aard and Jopie, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a brothel.

To others of my generation who still do not and cannot comprehend why Facebook even exists, here’s what I’m doing to gain a better understanding:

One evening, Lisa and Fred want to have an early night.

A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city.

Two babies were sitting in their cribs.

A man has been found with a fine grasp of the basic underlying problems of our society.

An overweight man visits his doctor to complain about his lack of a sex life.

Joyce and her two boys, Rupert and Alan are in the attic together doing some cleaning up.

An old woman prospector shuffled into town leading a tired old mule.

On a flight from New York to London…

A famed English explorer was invited to a meeting at Oxford University to tell of his adventures in the African jungle.

Two couples are playing cards when Jeff accidentally drops some cards on the floor.

Two old geezers called Rufus and Clarence were living in the backwoods for many years.

Dr Flossbeard and Dr Butts were standing in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Payne.

Aaron and Sharon have been married for several years.

A cartoon by Liz Climo.

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Valentine’s Day has evolved into a commercial concept, with florists, restaurants and chocolate shops making a mint on February 14th. Some very questionable samples are shown in this slideshow. Published in the Daily Mail on February 7, 2018.

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.

A century apart…

Connor, the young Irish dude walked into the local welfare office…

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

A large outsourcing company in Delhi, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired Abir as a new CEO.

Two lawyers were in a coffee shop talking.

Sam has been in business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress.

In a museum: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.   In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.   In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…   In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR

Kowalski is out of work so he goes up to Beverly Hills.

… admitted CERN scientists, rather apologetically. Although the main media decided to keep mum about this, the Waterford Whispers News and SOTT had the courage to report. Published on January 16, 2018.

Homer came home from work one day to find his wife Lisa sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

Clarissa opens the door to the master bathroom.

…as told by Irish comedian Dave Allen (on video).

A doctor and a lawyer are in love with the same woman.

You would not like to find yourself in this chilling reality, would you now?

Rodney fancies a pizza and calls the pizza joint around the corner.

Computer-savvy Father Shufflebottom uses a standard liturgy for funerals.

Billionaire Zev Eaglestein collects live alligators, keeping them in the pool in the back of his Florida mansion.

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help all genders cope with the stress that builds during the day. Scientists found out recently in a new survey that this really works!!

A cartoon by Liz Climo.