… thoughts about social distancing.

Bipin works in New Delhi at a marketing company and has a good-natured boss, Mr Mauria.

A slideshow…

An unusual way to bring by now-rare hand sanitizers into the country was uncovered in Dublin. Published by Waterford Whispers News on March 5, 2020.

Latest news about a new development from sannyasins in The Netherlands – too bad this was an April Fool’s joke.

An illuminating photo sent by Antar Marc from The Netherlands.

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

The following is from an actual trial in the UK.

Impossible to ignore…

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was being driven in a limousine to the airport.

This snippet from the series, ‘You are all Diseased!’ will be thoroughly enlightening for you.

One-liners.

A police officer on the highway signals a minivan full of elderly ladies being driven by an old gentleman to pull over and stop.

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.

A Texas rancher gets in his pickup and drives to a neighboring ranch…

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Edward Hopper’s painting, Nighthawks, has inspired many parodies. One in particular is interesting for Osho’s lovers.

The President is walking out of the White House.

A man is found dead and a detective is gathering evidence.

Visvanath is hard of hearing.

Boris is thinking about renovating the flat he just rented.

An oldie but goodie!

A tale by Keerti, after a video in an article he had posted on HappyHo, had been taken down.

A splendid colourful display of India’s troops, highlighting the amazing four-legged creatures as an important part of the military.

Little Lilly is playing and running around in the garden.

Little Johnny sits in English class, looking bored.

Little Caleb was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door.

Giovanni, visibly worried, goes to see his doctor.

Sardar Premdeep Singh is sitting his University final examination.

A Jewish member of a large family sent out an urgent telegram.

Mourners in Ireland couldn’t believe it when they heard a voice beyond the grave at a local man’s funeral, writes Ryan Fahey on Mail Online.

NASA was getting ready to launch a very important space shuttle.

You find yourself driving in a car at a constant speed.

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband.

Blessed be British humour! Enjoy the 12 Days of Christmas carol, with specially adapted lyrics by BBC News. Published on December 23, 2019.

It was a few days before Christmas and Mr Penning-Smith’s business trip had gone reasonably well.

A list of 12!

Well-known hunter Murdoch was cornered by a worried-looking German safari tourist.

Someone in Indian Hills, CO, is putting out the funniest signs ever.

Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school on Monday.

‘Twas in Bethlehem in the barn…

Two elephants approach a lake shore in Africa to drink some water and have a shower.

Logan, an Australian bloke, approaches the information desk at a supermarket.

Mrs Wainfield, an elderly widow, lived in a large mansion in Florida.

All the grandkids were visiting for Thanksgiving.

Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.

Now listen carefully…

An almost hysterical man calls 911.

It has been revealed that Bob the Tomato identifies as a vegetable. Published on Babylon Bee on November 6, 2019 (adapted).

Three Aussie guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project in Wagga Wagga. 

Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.

How England plans to leave the EU – illustrated by Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.

Farmer William wants to know how many sheep he has in his field.

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.

Two boys, Arvind and Rudra, are strolling along the village road.  

Pete Redfern writes about the impact of a painting by Banksy showing the House of Commons run by chimpanzees. Published in SOTT and NewsThump on October 4, 2019.

One thing leads to another…

Louisa, an eighty-seven year old grandmother, still drives her own car. In her weekly letter to her long-time friend, she writes:

The nine types of the Enneagram system have been put to music in a single song, based on the Queen classic, Bohemian Rhapsody.

Submitted by a 17-year-old boy to McDonald’s in Florida… and he was hired.